aprifox

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

Whatever im not bothered and my fur blows handsomely in the wind

I pull up to the apothecary like good day sir Ive got a top hat with gears and pipes and a cane rhats lowkey a sword and I ask for their finest miracle tinctures as I draw my pneumatic pistole I'll be having them on the house of course and I run back to the ornithopter plunder in tow with my girl in the driver's cockpit she's wearing a corset thats 75% buckles by mass and goggles with too many lenses and her top hats far more cumbersome than mine but well you know what they say about ladies with big top hats her names sprocket by the way yup my bitch named sprocket yes speockets her name and we make our getaway and I operate the crankpower lightning gun to dissuade and kill the pursuing constable and we make our way back to our clock tower hideout and she puts her thing in my mouth multiple times until theres bubbles yup my bitch named sprocket put her thing in my mouth and cummed in my mouth until there were bubbles

wanting is deeply humiliating so ive decided that i dont need anything ever again