The Angstiest Icy-Hot Patch

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

certified iconic post

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

Fuck, this reminds me of this good post I saw on I believe Twitter. Can’t find it and even so I’d rather not repost it if it can be helped but it was basically some dude crawling into bed w/ his girlfriend/wife and he was clearly upset and she offers him sex to make him feel better but he declines so instead she cuddles him and he starts crying and says thank you. Super cute and sweet.

Yeah! That’s the one. Thanks.

Kill the idea that men don’t want physical affection 2KForever.

🥺🥺🥺

If you kiss a man's hand, you'll literally explode their brain

god the noises he makes

this is a fucking earthbound enemy

Omg

This made me feel better today and i think sometimes you just gotta hear someone play megolovania on a microwave

watch without sound for mass confusion

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

>catholic