the future always flinches first

my therapist said once "we get good at what we practice, so be careful what you practice" and tbh she was so right for that but also How Dare You??? open my eyes like that???

gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean

I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

puts my life on airplane mode

gambling platforms whose ads automatically open when you try to scroll past them i just want to know your precise coordinates latitude and longitude. oh no it's not for me it's for my orbital laser cannon yeah no don't worry about it it only likes to fire the vaporizing beam of pure heat and light and wrath at things that are Really annoying and predatory and evil. yeah no you have nothing to worry about probably it's really good and nice and won't turn your company headquarters to ash unless you give it a really good reason to.

actually your odds are pretty good that you giving the cannon access to your coordinates will make you sooooo much money and not reduce you to a crater and a smudge on the surface of the earth. so yeah coordinates please now as soon as possible

interesting! after i made this post the gambling ads i see constantly stopped opening on their own. is there something wrong with my orbital laser cannon you can say. i won't cry. much

”there’s no glory in suffering” and “sometimes the effort is the point” are two ideas that co-exist but god damn if I can ever tell when’s the time for which

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this