I made my own uquiz in this trying time, take it if you are also bored
I do not accept constructive criticism cause these bitches are Fire but this should be fun so lets go

ojovivo

Love Begins
Game of Thrones Daily
Show & Tell
todays bird

JBB: An Artblog!
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
YOU ARE THE REASON
Jules of Nature

titsay

â
RMH
occasionally subtle
Three Goblin Art
AnasAbdin

Product Placement
will byers stan first human second

seen from Finland

seen from Finland
seen from Sweden

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from South Korea

seen from Malaysia

seen from Uruguay
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from Brazil

seen from Canada
seen from Venezuela

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from Israel
seen from United States

seen from Canada
@icequeen009
I made my own uquiz in this trying time, take it if you are also bored
I do not accept constructive criticism cause these bitches are Fire but this should be fun so lets go

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
shane is soooooo strict
no motorcycle (i will be so mad if you crash and die)
no pilots license (i will be very mad if you fly into a mountain and die)
no smoking (i will never forgive you if you get lung cancer and die)
no fast cars (i will be so mad if you die in a high-speed crash)
go to the dermatologist (i will be so mad if you get skin cancer and die)
ilya is rolling his eyes but heâs giddy af and everytime ilya gets a clean bill of health from the team doctor he shows shane, âhappy?â âhappiestâ
@tinylilhollander
things in fic I'm used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:
the city of los angeles
the city of new york
sex
how drinking alcohol works
how getting high works
how a child of any age speaks
how nuclear physics work
how [my job] works
how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is
how hypothermia works
things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:
what french toast is
read through the notes on this one trust me
Here's some of the notes, starting with the things multiple people brought up:
SHRIMP COCKTAIL:
banahbanah: #flashback to that one fic where Peter Parker frets about drinking shrimp cocktail because of the alcohol
generaldeliciousness: adding: what a prawn/shrimp cocktail is
#why is your character turning it down because they're under 21 #do you think prawn cocktail is a cocktail #this lives in my brain rent-free constantly #the rest of the fic was so normal #and good enough that i'll still re-read it #but bro
And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!
POMEGRANATES:
zhajhassa: #haha where's that post that was like someone describing someone eating a pomegranate but they ate it like an apple
thornhands: #once someone wrote persephone biting into a whole Pomegranate #had to stop and stare at a wall for a minute
sungsingsanguine: I once saw someone very confidently write about a character eating slices of pomegranate.
FRUIT TREES:
zagreuses-toast: #given a very endearing glimpse into a writers blindspots by seeing them describe someone sitting under a ''pineapple tree''
salatrash: I remember something about picking watermelons... OF A FUCKING TREE
baander: #cranberry trees
DOUGH/BATTER:
maycelium: #I'm a chef so I'm really used to people not accurately describing how to cook food #But I was surprisingly flabbergasted when someone was writing making a cake and was kneading it. Which uh #Not necessary for cake. It was interesting for sure but just bizarre
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #the one that drove me nuts was when a character set aside a batch of PASTA DOUGH 'to rise' #pasta doesn't have yeast!! #it does need to REST but it will never RISE #you do not want an airy crumb on your noodles
lovesodeepandwideandwell: #THE ONE WHERE THEY MADE COOKIES BY LADLING BATTER INTO A TRAY
Some other topics:
And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!
Peter Parker is Jewish, he's not gonna slug down a goddamn treif smoothie.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes
i will never get over this one iâm afraid
i think this might be the entire novel
besties
I feel like in reverse retransmigration AUs where Shen Yuan gets sent back to the modern world, he should get to be a bit weird. A bit bizarre. A bit baffling.
This man spent like the entirety of his twenties and early thirties as a graceful and powerful peak lord in a fantasy novel. That does some weird shit to you I'm sure.
Imagine he gets shot back into his old life, and after freaking out then compartmentalizing everything, he starts incorporating things from his life as Shen Qingqiu into his life now.
I think the funniest way to conceptualize this is through the POV of, like, his sister.
- Shen-mei just got back from college to visit her brother, who got out of a hospital stay a week ago. Last time she saw him, he mostly grumbled about a shitty web novel and binged some anime with her and ate takeout.
- when she gets there, the house is, like, unsettlingly clean.
-When her brother appears, he has hair going to the middle of his fucking back. When asked about it, he just shrugs and says he got extensions. Extensions that look extremely fucking expensive
- It's summer. It's the middle of fucking summer and this man is wearing a collared shirt with a large-sleeved sweater over it, and loose pants. She has not seen him in anything more formal than jeans since her graduation
- he offers tea. She's only ever seen him microwave tea, but before she can decline he whips out a whole traditional tea ceremony tea set. The tea is really fucking good, and he has matching snacks???
- there's new paintings on the wall, when she asks where he got them, he sheepishly admits he painted them. They're incredibly beautiful traditional paintings. She wouldn't believe him if it weren't for... Everything else.
- A curly haired man comes in and introduces himself as A-yuans boyfriend
- A-YUAN HAS A BOYFRIEND??? WHOS A 10???
- AND NAMED LUO BINGHE???
Honestly if I was SYs family I would have just as big a conspiracy board about him being replaced as the peak lords have for SJ. It would be so fucking funny
SQQ & SQH interactions are so funny and important to me

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Wolf between sheep
Long time no see on this app......anyways...... bingliushen?
Fanon vs. canon Peerless Cucumber
âGhosts are realâ I can see how you could believe that
âGhosts arenât realâ itâs very fair and rational that you believe that
âGhosts arenât real anymoreâ Iâm about to hear a poem or very sad story
âGhosts arenât real yetâ the fuck are you going to do
Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)
Happy April/Birthday! Would you do one of the time traveling untamed ones?Thank you for the awesome stories.
a continuation of 1 2 3 4 5
Nie Huaisang isn't proud of hiding behind his fiance, exactly, but all the Jiang disciples besides Wei Wuxian keep glaring at him and it's making him very nervous.
"I don't know how to feel about the fact that you're more scared of the Jiang than the Wen," Wen Qing says dryly from where she's reviewing schedules and Nie Huaisang is laying on the ground moaning instead of helping her like he'd told everyone he was going to do. Wei Wuixan does drop in to help her sometimes, but if he's out of the Jiangs' sight for too long, they get antsy.
Wen Qing isn't going to steal him away! No, she and Mingjue of have signed a contract and now Nie Huaisang is the one that's being bargained away. That the Wen and Nie land borders each other and he'll be able to visit home basically whenever he wants softens the blow. If he has to marry out, this isn't a bad way to do it.
It doesn't hurt that the woman he's set to marry is one of the best medical cultivators alive and also a sect leader. Her place is precarious, but it's firmer now with official support from the Nie. The Jiang too, since Jiang Fengmian obviously wasn't going to shy away from claiming credit for it all when Wei Wuxian had literally been the one to place Wen Qing on the throne.
The Lan, too, are supportive. He wonders how much of that was due to Lan Wangji wanting to make sure the contract between him and Wen Qing stays in place and Wei Wuxian remains free to be courted.
"They're notoriously easy going," Wen Qing says and it takes him a moment to figure out she's still talking about the Jiang.
"Yeah," he agrees, "until you piss them off."
They're very protective of their Senior Brother Wei. He's going to be on their shitlist for a while.