The Court Jester

some people get service dogs, and some people get A Wizard

i don't like the "my blorbo is a war criminal 😈" type of post or just the fandom use of "war crimes" in general. Like I don't think you know what war crimes actually are. They are not just "crimes, but Evil for Villains". unbelievable disconnect from reality

teenagers aren’t the vanguards of the pro-censorship movement. the closest thing that happens to this is that bad actors who are adults exploit teenagers’ age-appropriate discomfort with violent and sexual art to incite internet stochastic terrorism campaigns. but even this happens far less often than adults just silencing children and pretending to be speaking for them by proxy.

i hate the misuse of the term “puritanism” in this context but the idea of teens (“puriteens”) being the principle driving demographic behind this cultural trend is genuinely pretty fucking insulting, considering adults who use kids and teens as a cudgel (“think of the children!”) are actually the people driving movements toward censorship.

Always thinking about that post that’s like you know a shows fucked when people can name individual writers.

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

Okay, what is it when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing lurking outside of a location?

Then you’re in John Carpenter’s 1982 masterpiece The Thing

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

in the club getting psychosexual

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again