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STOP SCROLLING!!! THIS IS NOT A PHOTO IT'S OIL ON LINEN!!!!!!!!!

Oh so when a Fromsoft boss moves with that signature tired, slow heaviness that denotes a once proud being decaying from within and groaning under the weight of its own hubris and a life that has lasted far too long it's epic and cinematic but when I do it it's depressing.

well the first thing i would do as a skeleton is scare everyone. and the next that i would do is smoke weed through the hole where my eyeball used to be

[ID: TMA art in a pale yellow and pale red color palette. Jon, a thin long-haired man with three eyes, casts out a hand and cries, “Ceaseless Watcher!! Turn your gaze upon this wretched thing!!” Behind him, looming up from clouds and shadow, is a rendition of Klaud the slug-like alien from the “live slug reaction” meme. Black and green eyes which match Jon’s open along his body and stare at the viewer. End ID]

they hate him for his sexually confusing swag