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Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

when youre nice to me this is who youre being nice to *picture of an evil dracula*

showing up to a worm charming competition hoping im handsome enough for the worm

im a protected species you fucking asshole

the no kink at pride thing is really funny bc have you ever heard anyone say “no kink at halloween” or does everyone just think queer people are uniquely perverted and should be censored 🤔 i think it’s the latter…

(walks up to a gay couple) soooo which one of you is cain and which one of you is abel

If my father dies, please remember that I begged you for a small donation or to share my post. I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and doesn't support me with a single word or a small donation, and ignores me.

I write these words with tears in my eyes, overwhelmed with fear for my father. He has been suffering excruciating pain and repeated fainting spells for the past week due to his cancer, and he cannot afford all the medications he needs because of their high cost. All I wish is that nothing bad happens to my father again, so I implore you to support me and help me buy his medications, cover his hospital stay, and get him the necessary surgeries as soon as possible. Please, be our support.

Worse still, my father suffers from blocked arteries and heart attacks, and he urgently needs surgery to remove the cancer and have stents implanted in his coronary arteries. Throughout this time, my father has been in constant pain. His surgery is extremely expensive, and I don't have enough money for it. Now he can't sleep because of the excruciating pain, and we can't afford his medications and painkillers to alleviate his suffering because of their high prices. I don't know what to do!

Guys, I'm begging you to donate. My father's life is in danger. Please donate, we don't want to lose him. Please, please, anyone who can help, please donate. Our campaign has been verified and is number 4 on Gazavetters. Please donate.

Hey everyone, please donate! We need 1600 euros to reach 10,000. Please don't ignore this post; you could save my father's life. Please don't hesitate to donate.

Please help my friend Nader! He is a young man supporting a large family and trying to afford his father's cancer treatment.

please help nader with anything you can spare!!

Friends, I beg you to donate. We only need 1500 euros left. If each person contributes 10 euros, we will raise it. Please, please donate now, please.

Anything you can spare would mean the world to Nader and his family, and possibly even the difference between life and death. Please help !!!

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed