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unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

Lowkey in a prison of my own making but it’s whatever

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

women matter.

sorry

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

WIZARD TIP: They will run out of swords eventually.

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

y’all ever have those lines in songs where, when they finally sing it, ur heart just goes !!!!! and you become very happy because that one line in particular is just so wonderfully and artfully crafted?? like sometimes it’s the tune, sometimes it’s the lyrics, sometimes it’s a key change, sometimes it’s a long note, sometimes it’s something hard to explain!! i live for these lines tbh, sometimes i’ll listen to particular songs just to hear a specific line lmao

waiting for my nails to dry affords me the perfect opportunity to do the dishes and organize my sandpaper and steel wool collection and synthesize acetone

september is such a vibrant month it's like summer's throat has been cut but the blood is still cooling

the worst part about grief is that it feels like the world should be horrendously earth shatteringly changed, and to an extent it IS but its also the same. to everyone else it's just another tuesday. the world moves on. you have to go grocery shopping.

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