12 frogs in a trench coat

It’s unfortunate that MDZS isn’t mainstream enough to reference in casual offline conversation, because “this is what killed Nie Mingjue” is thee best possible way to describe an offensively grating piece of music and there is simply no normie equivalent.

Put fandom for the first fic you posted online and the year your posted it in the tags.

the thing is that when you decide to watch lars and the real girl all you're gonna know ahead of time is that it's a ryan gosling movie from 2007 about a grown man who orders a sex doll online and treats the doll like it's his real girlfriend. and naturally you'll go "what a strange premise for a romcom! surely this movie will primarily be making jokes at the expense of Guy Who Pretends His Doll Is Real." and then 1.5 hours later you'll be sobbing at your stupid kitchen table about family and community and positive representations of mental illness. and youll go what the fuck just happened to me

i like how tristan keeps beating the shit out of every knight he runs into and afterwards they’re always like dude that was awesome, where are you from?? and when he tells them cornwall their reaction immediately changes. they’re like to i can’t fucking believe i got my ass handed to me by some guy from cornwall. im selling my house. never speak to me again

we're over halfway through 2026. what are everyone's most beloved books of the year so far?

medieval lit is a very serious and real body of literature full of important storylines like “Time To Boil My Husband In A Tub,” “the queen of camelot meets her very evil twin,” “talking fox who commits horrific crimes,” “lovers to enemies werewolf story,” “sir lancelot does cocaine (unwillingly),” “sir lancelot trapped in magic dance (unwillingly),” “sir lancelot climbs across bridge made out of sword with bare hands (willingly)” and “shapeshifting wizard’s evil adventures,” among others