haters cannot stand that I ponder

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background