How you doin'

can you draw some puzzie pieces

we’ll miss you, we have full artistic liberty

OH LOOK AT THAT THE 1960S

This is the Kirk everyone likes to forget.

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

It’s feminist for me to fantasize about a beefy country boy to lift things for me and introduce me to his goats, because it turns me on and is therefore empowering!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!

Are there weird gender role issues here if he has a big appetite and I make a lot of food for him? NO, because I am also PEGGING HIM in this scenario!! I am the FARM DOMME

I’m going back in time to cancel this post because I’ve been told this is categorized as horny on main. Frankly I don’t see how it is horny to want someone in scuffed jeans blush while letting you pet their sheep but I’ve been overruled and I have a career to consider so [REDACTED]

Julia I’m reporting you

Julia I’m just worried about the goats

God okay you don’t understand, the goats initially are somewhat skittish but end up liking me right away, leading the farmboy to go “I’ve never seen them warm up to anyone so quickly before!” And we share a shy but tender glance as the sun sets, until a goat does something silly that makes us both break into laughter. The GOATS are ESSENTIAL in getting him to NUT IN ME

this is to me the most perfect post on all of tumblr

If you are deaf, your entire life is a long gif

I like this because it can be interpreted as a red flag or advocating communism

​theres no possible way to know where this is going

Fuck it up Alexandria!!

bumber sticker

gemma chan in her golden globes dress? stunning. gorgeous. knockout. beautiful on a whole other plane both her and the dress

Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her it’s because she’s already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.

“ONE OF THESE WILL HATCH, SOMEDAY.”