Here Is Who I Am.

Hello, world! I’m fat. I look good. That’s all, thank you.

Greetings, friends. If you are fat, you also look good. Okay, good bye.

Thin people, you are welcome to reblog this to let your fat friends know they are phenomenal

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

i haven’t seen this post in YEARS

We only see one side of the moon yet there isn’t a flat moon society

I’m either nonexistent or very annoying - theres no in between

No, she’s a bitch is what she is

what do u mean???? it was clearly an accident she even said “Oooppsss”

LMFAOOOO

Look, rather than being petty and destroying it, why not talk to the girl. Really ask them why they are using the confederate flag. But no, low level terrorism is the answer.

LOW LEVEL TERRORISM?

Low level terrorism

You heard it here, folks: destroying a white power symbol is low level terrorism

i can’t believe i fell for it

This was actually pretty clever

This is some next generation bullshit fuck me

I want you all to know that i hate everyone

I love it

Updog?

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

I need this to be watched by the masses.

This is the simplest explination ever and people still don’t wanna hear it.

Close up video of a black man with glasses and a red t-shirt “I hate when discussing police brutality people like to say ‘but there are good cops too,’ there are good cops too? Fam, there’s clean water. If I live in a house where the tap water is coming out dirty sometimes I don’t just say ‘well, it’s not always dirty so it’s okay, nothing wrong.’ No! I need to replace the system, I need to examine the system at the source so my water is clean and acting like water every single time. The idea of a police man is to be good so if he’s not acting like that and if more policeman aren’t acting like that we got a system to examine. Cause see tap water systems in houses- tap water systems have filters that are supposed to stop, uh, the dirt from coming through, when the water comes out of our sink and into my cup I’m supposed to be able to trust that that water is safe for me to drink on sight, I’m not supposed to have to, to test it at all. Same thing with a police man– I’m supposed to see a man with a badge and trust him on sight and know justice and nothing but pure things is supposed to come from him. So when there is a possibility of that not being done there’s crap getting through the filter—we gotta fix this filter! So if that water in my house is coming out dirty sometimes and clean sometimes, when I pour a cup of water I have a reason to be worried until I fix that system, until something changes I have a reason to be nervous when I pour a cup of water from the sink and I look at it am I like ‘is this gonna be a dirty glass of water or is it gonna be clean? Is this gonna be a bad cop or a good cop? ‘I shouldn’t even have to worry about that, I should see a cop and know for a fact that’s gonna be a clean cup of water, everytime I see him.”

@saxifraga-x-urbium transcript!

I’ve been looking everywhere for this 😭😭😭😭