i still can’t believe you have a designated electric toothbrush for your cats to run their noses against because they like Sneezing™️

Best. Best.

If you’re ever in an Irish speaking part of Ireland (Gaeltacht), and you see a mother with her child, tell her, “Ith an páiste.” It’s a beautiful way of saying, “Your motherhood glows with radiance and grace.” There is no English equivalent for this so give it a go!

It’s just a modest proposal

My favorite meme is everybody knowing who Tony Hawk is but never recognizing him in public.

he was born in 1969

dicksuckle69

I don’t give a HECK if Mamma Mia! Here I Go Again (2018) is a GARBAGE rehash of the first film I’m gonna be in the theater singing Abba like I live in Greece and having the TIME of my LIFE

I was not ready

unmute this

I’m fucking crying with laughter right now, genuine tears in my eyes