A Scrappy Little Nobody

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

I'm hearing the theme for Only Murders in the Building in my head

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Well, someone's messed with the timeline!

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

girl help they are making me do my job at work

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved