hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.

I love being a sports fan. Hobbies include staring at live scoring apps and trying to manifest changes with the powers of my mind.

guys ur never gonna believe what 602 is doing right now

No you don't get it, I'm a Good Person. You don't understand. I'm a Good Person which makes it okay for me to think violently about the Enemy, who is Bad Person. I'm commenting "you should be violently murdered" because I'm Good Person and you're Bad Person. You think saying that to someone is fucked up?? You should be violently murdered, you're probably Bad Person anyway

I've always associated september with new beginnings. so whatever happens this month, I hope it leads to the start of something new and good for all of you. as the days slowly get shorter I hope we can make the best of what's to come

im sick of signing in to things

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

fireflies honestly make me cry a little. out of gratitude and wonder. thank goodness we live in a world with bioluminescence. thank goodness we live in a world where it can fly.

so what if i'm pretentious. sometimes things are simply beneath me it's as simple as that

pinterest bitches are so cunty for absolutely ZERO reason😭

AND SO ON