a little death

Happy Easter everybody

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

once you start saying yippee you can never go back

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

age aggressing to 65 so i can retire

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

its monday remember to cough blood into your handkerchief and faint and hit your head on a sharp corner and have a beautiful solemn funeral