i ate the void.

im bi, paypal me $200 usd 

I promise we’re not all like this

some of us want $350 usd

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

pretty sure a lizard wrote this

are you an oversized sweater bisexual or an oversized flannel shirt bisexual

stop trying to make bisexuals choose things

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

Okay so as someone whomst loves makeup can I just say.. the minimum requirement of makeup products is zero. ZERO. Makeup as a requirement is bullshit. No one “needs” any make up products, and the idea that a certain amount of makeup is necessary for women to be accepted (especially in the professional world) is shitty and sexist. However, if you have fun with makeup, if you enjoy it, if it makes you feel good - have at it. But don’t project that onto anyone else.

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To celebrate the release of Disney’s Wreck it Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet, Aquafresh is teaming up with Disney to make Wreck-It Ralph inspired toothpaste, flavored just like Ralph’s favorite food, Bricks!

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*sigh* To celebrate the release of Disney’s Wreck it Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet, Aquafresh is teaming up with Disney to make Wreck-It Ralph inspired toothpaste, flavored just like Ralph’s favorite food, Bricks!

Let’s ask a better question: why bricks of all things?

Ralph’s favorite food, Bricks!

All my posts have expiration dates. I’m not sure what they are, but I’m pretty sure they all expired a very long time ago.

You’re wrong if you think INFJs are afraid of a Dad Joke.

Hi wrong I’m dad!

top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

Wheres the last 2 op

They died in plastic chair number 3

You spelled boiled wrong

I hope you’re all wiggly today

Writhing as we speak !