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we're not kids anymore.
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@raritarous
If you have a PhD or an MD you can say shit like “Doctor’s orders” and you sound authoritative and powerful but if you’re a step short of those and you say “Master’s orders” you sound cringe as hell and possibly corrupted by the One Ring, this sucks
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1st day of may
Monstera Mantis
emotion check: platform decay was good
REBLOGS = JOIN THE REVOLUTION 👼
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Uh… Um… Ships aren’t illegal.
Ships are ONLY ILLEGAL IF...
The Vessel switches off their location-transmission devices, thereby making themselves a HAZARD TO MARITIME NAVIGATION, in order to ENGAGE IN ILLEGAL ACTS.
The Vessel is FRAUDULENTLY DISPLAYING a national flag that is NOT OF THEIR REGISTERED PORT OF ORIGIN.
The Vessel is otherwise engaged in ACTS THAT VIOLATE SOLEMN MARITIME LAW, and may face fines and prosecution in admiralty court for their offense in their port of origin or nation in which the offense was registered.
Other than that, no ships are illegal.
Actually I regret to inform you some ships ARE illegal. Sailing a ship you know to not be seaworthy may constitute insurance fraud, which is very illegal.
Today instead of a problematic ship, we present you the guidelines on how to avoid the most common mistakes that result in a ship becoming problematic.
Image ID: screenshot of post reading "I support all ships EXCEPT illegal ones." End ID
why is it called ocean spray when it’s cranberries. last i checked those do not come from the ocean
they should call it bog spider
Wetland Squlorch
is this anything
System Collapse recurring phrase: [REDACTED]
Platform Decay recurring phrase: Emotion check: ___
You know what that is? Growth 🌱
Murderbot in Platform Decay:
"Does anyone else have to use the restroom? Who else is hungry? This is the last rest stop for the next 4 hours so, wait-can someone tell Nana to stop reaching for the police officer's pistol!? I'm trying really hard to get us all home in one piece, okay? Okay, hold hands, we're leaving."
Three in Platform Decay:
ART Drone in Platform Decay (probably):
*waving a documentary on pre-Corporation Rim irrigation farming around in the feed like a churu* "Pspspspsps"
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Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
Be careful when walking through the woods after snowfall - its easy to lose the path and run into the creatures.
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It's Witch Hat Monday! And also my birthday! Coincidence? I think not!
I'm so excited to see my boy Custas animated. His story is one of my favorites in the manga (okay okay they're all my favorites)
oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now
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I’m sorry WHEN did he do this
Screeeeeching
