Cursed In

so sad that in america the only options after a terminal cancer diagnosis is either to make meth or make saw traps

Just had a fantastic date idea where I (fairly small) dress cute and enlist a tall, white, self-important-looking man to take me to the zoo and his job is to pretend to 'impress' me by loudly telling me wildly incorrect animal facts with apparent full sincerity, within earshot of people who look like they know about animals, while I smile and pretend to believe him.

This activity can also be indulged at art galleries and museums

Fuck yeah! Make the world worse!

Sometimes you try to write one research paper and your subjects inform you that you will be writing an entirely different one.

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

Where is it buried

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

mike’s hard past couple of months

not all corpses are in coffins. for example im usually in my room

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything