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you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.

I’m desperate to know who Gary is. So I can also avoid him.

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

doing actual worldbuilding for a story that is 100% porn is the best thing. yes i know you're here to flick your shit. analyze my weapon design boy

No foreplay without loreplay.

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line