whaddup its ya boi

sometimes i think im handling college worse than everyone else but then yesterday my class was super crowded for the final, way more than usual, and this dude walked in, looked around, said to his friend “fuck it, i can’t handle this today” and then turned and walked out. of the FINAL. i just

i got a confession to make

i once accidentally vaccuumed my roommate’s sock and i panicked so i vacuumed the other one too so he doesn’t get suspicious, i didnt tell him anything

fuck dude it sure is

tragic

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

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