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Adopted a second evil advisor and I'm letting them sniff each other under the throne room doors before I introduce them

do you think it feels good for wolves to go awoo i think it feels good

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg

I love how Slayyyter is so fucking good at making hyperpop that the internet has to rediscover the fact she’s cisgender every other day

my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"