Incorrect Wizardess Heart Quotes

Klaus: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Elias: What?

Hey hey hey guys! Merry Christmas and happy holidays! Your mods are here with an announcement for you all~

Mod Quill (formerly Mod Emma -- this is what I go by now) is here to bring about a few things we’d like to say!

First off, we’d like to thank you for sticking around despite the recent silence these last couple of years. Though it was never our intention to let the blog go quiet, we’ve both been really busy with our last years of high school, but it’s so heartwarming to come back to see that nearly eight hundred of you are still here. 

Second of all, despite the announcement, we still can’t promise that we’ll be back to the same levels of activity as before. While we both have more time in out schedules after graduating high school, I’d like to take some time to replay some of the routes before getting on with posting quotes! Some of my own previous... mischaracterisation of some characters stings quite harshly in retrospect given that I hadn’t played their routes. So hopefully we’ll be back with more characteristically accurate quotes soon (that don’t just hinge around the Fortitudo class). 

Zeus: Snapchat is beneath me.

Liz, appalled: Language!

Elias: Yeah, watch your fucking language.

Luca: Okay, who taught Elias the fuck word?

Yukiya: "The fuck word."

Klaus: Are you all stupid? You all use the f word all the time.

Elias: Oh my God, he censored it.

Yukiya: Say fuck, Klaus.

Elias: We were driving, and there was a deer on the road, so I yelled, "Luca, deer!"

Klaus: And?

Elias: Tell him what you said.

Luca:

Hiro: So, when Liz asked you to sit down-

Guy: But you just set the kitchen on fire.

Rex: What thing?

Nox [running about and answering distractedly]: You know the thing! I seem to have misplaced it and it's of greate importance...

Lix [walks into the room]: Hi Nox!

Nox: Ah! There it is!

Rex: . . .

Alfonse: Yeah? What do you do with yours?

Light: Fight Lildora.

Klaus: Glaus Koldstein.

Elias: Glias Eoldstein.

Alfonse: Glfonse Aoldstein.