just because you’re retired from the national hockey league doesn’t mean you’re retired from being rpf-ed. keep clocking in to get parasocial-ized the grind doesn’t stop
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just because you’re retired from the national hockey league doesn’t mean you’re retired from being rpf-ed. keep clocking in to get parasocial-ized the grind doesn’t stop

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enough h*ated r*valry stuff glides under my boat that i start to gather snippets of information about the fandom, and by far my favorite recurring bit is that they seem to be trying by any means possible to avoid admitting ilya is based on alex ovechkin bc 1) they think he's ugly 2) they think he's not good (eta: not good enough) at hockey and 3) they don't like his politics
look at him. look at your god and squirm. you're in love with alex ovechkin and no amount of mental gymnastics can wriggle you out that
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This tool is optional. No one is required to use it, but it's here if you want to know which of your AO3 fics were scraped. Locked works were not 100% protected from this scrape. Currently, I don't know of any next steps you should be taking, so this is all informational.
Most people should use this link to check if they were included in the March 2025 AO3 scrape. This will show up to 2,000 scraped works for most usernames.
Or you can use this version, which is slower but does a better job if your username is a common word. This version also lets you look up works by work ID number, which is useful if you're looking for an orphaned or anonymous fic.
If you have more than 2,000 published works, first off, I am jealous of your motivation to write that much. But second, that won't display right on the public version of the tools. You can send me an ask (preferred) or DM (if you need to) to have me do a custom search for you if you have more than 2,000 total works under 1 username. If you send an ask off-anon asking me to search a name, I'll assume you want a private answer.
In case this post breaches containment: this is a tool that only has access to the work IDs, titles, author names, chapter counts, and hit counts of the scraped fics for this most recent scrape by nyuuzyou discovered in April 2025. There is no other work data in this tool. This never had the content of your works loaded to it, only info to help you check if your works were scraped. If you need additional metadata, I can search my offline copy for you if you share a work ID number and tell me what data you're looking for. I will never search the full work text for anyone, but I can check things like word counts and tags.
Please come yell if the tool stops working, and I'll fix as fast as I can. It's slow as hell, but it does load eventually. Give it up to 10 minutes, and if it seems down after that, please alert me via ask! Anons are on if you're shy. The link at the top is faster and handles most users well.
On mobile, enable screen rotation and turn your phone sideways. It's a litttttle easier to use like that. It works better if you can use desktop.
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Gonna pass this around once more with an addition!
Here is a tool that can be used to poison your current and future AO3 fics if you would like to reduce the chances that your work will be useful to scrapers in the future. You can thank the lovely @all-hail-trash-prince for writing the code and for making it more accessible to those who don't know how to run code.
Here is me doing a very brief runthrough on the current version of the tool (as of this reblog). Here is me yapping about it in video if you prefer that format.
I'm not saying you have to use this tool. I'm just boosting it as one potential path forward for those who want to reduce the quality of their fics for future scrapers without reducing the quality for readers on AO3, including those using screen readers to narrate your fics. You can choose to use it for zero fics, one fic, some of your fics, or all of your fics. Entirely up to you if you want to do this.
Poisoning your fics now does not undo nyuuzyou's scrape. The data, while a little less accessible now, is still out there in a few locations. There's no undoing that, and there will always be a copy of the fics scraped by nyuuzyou. Poisoning your fics is a method to protect you from future scrapes. The protection doesn't reduce the risk that you will be scraped, but it highly increases the chance that the scraper will not be able to use your fic for anything useful, including AI training. There's no surefire way to protect your fics short of not sharing them at all, but this tool provides the best balance I've seen of protecting them from unwanted use and still allowing you to share with real readers.
And once more for anyone who hasn't caught it yet: I am not directly affiliated with AO3. This is a third party tool that you may choose to use or may choose to ignore.
Editing to add: This code should probably be considered in an alpha phase. This is code written by one person, vetted by another who knows coding in general but not this specific language. It may have bugs to iron out. It may have unexpected impacts, particularly to the accessibility of your fics. If you're not okay with that, please send your specific concerns here so I can look into them AND/OR wait for us to get through testing this code in actual use. Any concerns and bugs you report here are appreciated because they help everyone involved make this better over time.
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All you need to do is choose a ship with 0 fics, and complete a fic for it before the deadline, July 20th. Everything else is optional, though there are opportunities to share ideas and check out each other's work.
Sign-ups are now open at this link and will be until the deadline (July 20th, 23:55 UTC). Fics will be revealed publicly on July 21st, 00:01 UTC.
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A proposal
Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.
It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”
For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:
[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]
The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”
(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)
WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE POST THAT SPAWNED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT
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folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better
people in my life messaging me to ask if i'm watching heated rivalry and i can't tell them no i'm actually reading written porn of real hockey players who are far uglier and more evil
Un-fun note 12/24/25: if you have ever posted hockey RPF to AO3 and it is not Archive locked, go lock it down now. Out Magazine fucked up big time & posted an article linking directly to ship tags. (I also emailed their tip line and requested the article be taken down, which you can do too.)
also! You can do this all at once; you do not have to edit individual fics.
On the top bar where it says "Hi, [username]!" hover over that and select "My Works."
There will be a button that says "Edit Works." Click that.
Select all and scroll down to the bottom. Click "Edit."
Scroll down to the "privacy" section (it's the last one). Under "Visibility," choose "only show to registered users."
Click "Update all works" at the bottom.
Et voilà! All works are now visible to Archive users only. (This will not change any other settings if you leave the other fields blank, so don't worry about that).

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Must be chill with multishipping and understand "don't like, don't read." Otherwise, this will not be a place for you.
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Hii, sorry to suddenly pm out of nowhere, but can you help me find this fic or know of this fic, it was claude/sidney fic where everybody have the name of greatest love (essentially soulmate) and greatest enemy of their wrist. And claude and sidney have each other on both of their wrist. The fic was deleted but i have some snippet of it, but i forgot to save the title nor the author :( any help is really appreciated pleasee🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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pair of fucked up wrists. He leaves them cradled against his chest because he can’t do anything else with them if he isn’t playing hockey and able to focus beyond the pain. Brayden makes a kicked puppy face every time he looks at him. Crosby slashed him for six games straight, right over where his name is embedded in Claude’s skin. It /hurts/.
Claude has to get surgery for both of his wrists. He has to sit through doctors and nurses all looking at his exposed wrists. He sees it every time they read his first wrist. They know who he is, and they know who Crosby is. He sees them accept it, think it all makes perfect sense. Of course they’re destined enemies. Then they move to his other wrist and see the same name a second time. Some hide their reactions better than others, but he sees them all look shocked and horrified before acting like they weren’t reading his wrists at all.
The surgeries go well, but the best part is Claude gets to bandage up his wrists and act like there isn’t anything written on them. Nothing to see here. Nothing to worry about.
The bandages have to come off eventually. Claude knew he’d have scars, but it doesn’t really prepare him for seeing how they carve up Crosby’s name. He runs his fingers over the scars as if he could just rub them away, but they might as well be set in stone. He can’t help thinking if maybe this is exactly what Crosby wanted. He might have preferred Crosby taking the knife to his name with his own hand.
[.] When he’s asked about his wrists about a month later, he tells the reporter the truth even if he can’t really show off his scars. Crosby’s name has scars through it, but that doesn’t make it illegible.
[.] Claude learns Crosby finally responded to his accusations. He says he didn’t intend to slash Claude’s wrists, but he’s not sorry if he did.
Sorry my dude, but this fic does not ring a bell. Anyone out there have any ideas?
The biggest key to hockey RPF shipping is that you can be weird ABOUT the players but you cannot be weird AT the players.
My podfic of Love Me At Once by @iaintafraidofnoghostbear, recorded for @lectrix for @fandomtrumpshate is finally here! Coming in at the deadline fr oof my apologies <3
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Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick, E, 41 minutes, tw noncon
Travis doesn’t expect the kiss to not work.
Read those tags y'all <3
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I walked out Monday morning, after a weekend in bed with a stomach bug, ready … Casey Armstrong needs your support for Support After Car The
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So as some of you know, my car got stolen. They found it. I have to pay impound fees to get it back then cover repairs because my shitty insurance doesn't actually cover anything. I also fell on ice and broke my phone (and me but only a little bit). Also my car is my second job and about 30% of my monthly income. So ive essentially lost that for right now. And I could use some help because its gonna be expensive and miserable and like I dont even have the energy to be angry anymore. Please lmk if you have questions

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Fanart Frenzy Event
I thought some fellow HRPF fans would like this :)) I'm definitely participating (mainly to do NateJo art) and would love for other hockey fans to also join. The discord server has great vibes too :)
What is it?
A bingo event designed to counteract art commission scammers and encourage fic writers by making art for the fics you love!
How it works:
Sign up via the entry form below. You’ll get a bingo card with prompts guiding you towards fics in your (or any!) fandom. Pick a fic, make any kind of art you like (drawings, embroidery, playlists, memes, etc.), and share with the fic author to mark off each square.
Can’t draw?
You can make any kind of art you like – crochet, decorated cookies, composing a score, recording a podfic...
OR join the Fanfic Comment Challenge via the same entry form!
When is it?
Jan 1-31, 2026
Questions/concerns?
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