an unmuzzled dog

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

My most socially disabling Too Woke thing is noticing how men won't get the fuck out of your way. Like it doesn't even occur to them that they can move out of your fucking way. I need to start letting them just walk directly into me and pushing their chairs so I can quite literally sit at the table etc. This isn't a metaphor I had that second one happen the other day

I will be at the function where everyone's sitting in a circle and there will be a man sitting directly in front of me for no fucking reason so I'm literally physically kind of pushed off to the side. And I'm expected to not start killing them about it

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond