Stay Strong

I’m so glad the NHL has embraced the bubble

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

date of origin: 6th of september, 2014.

the oft unspoken truth of society is that the line between quirky and cringy is often how conventionally attractive you are

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

Differences between normal people and me

date of origin: 19th of october, 2011.

fucks sake this is so cringe lmao

date of origin: 2013

date of origin: 13th of july, 2014.

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

ladies are u all ok

no

truly there is no other website where the entire userbase violently bewails every single update, and a third party valiantly, actively undoes every new feature so users can continue to use an increasingly different version of the site than the one the developers are actually creating. effervescent

WAIT YOURE HAIR IS IN THE TWISTY PART?!

Oh dear

reblogging for demonstration because you learn something new every day

My brother seemed like he discovered a new universe when I showed him this

I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”