Crab be upon ye

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

get verbed nounboy

my #radiantworm

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

it felt like it was january for three months and now ten days of february have passed in what felt like about five hours. feels weird

oh cool a post i made about time passing weirdly in february 2020. im sure the rest of that year felt normal though

Tumblr users these days, putting up the Ides of March decorations earlier every year.

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

PLEASE UNMUTE