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cicada-heart

today’s your last chance to snag up to 30% off everything in my shop ✨

etsy // kofi

i-hate-salmon

Beautiful crafts! However, the fourth one is giving off a certain... unsavory energy.

#salmon hate #artist appreciation

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herpsandbirds

i-hate-salmon

Yes! Get his ass.

#salmon hate #bear appreciation

mizuthe-dog

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

typo-spotter

This post does not contain typos!

Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!

"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"

Should be:

"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"

mizuthe-dog

unyieldingsilence

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ominous-signs

Calling all gimmick blogs

trianglefactory

whuhjh

made-it-this-far-monday-revival

Today isn't Monday tho...

joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy… questionable? This post may or may not be joyful and whimsical.

i-hate-salmon

I don't care about this.

#dog neutrality

appawling

this is made with chalk pastels and marker. yay fishy :3

i-hate-salmon

A beautiful image, indeed! However, a most appalling subject.

#salmon hate #artist appreciation

sockeyeinvideogames

Wii Fishing Resort

i-hate-salmon

I hate this.

#salmon hate

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ray-arting

Salmon

i-hate-salmon

What a lovely craft! However your muse is subpar.

ray-arting

My beautiful son... :(

i-hate-salmon

I do not like your son

#salmon hate

ray-arting

Salmon

i-hate-salmon

What a lovely craft! However your muse is subpar.

#salmon hate #artist appreciation

wiki-image

Sockeye salmon - Wikipedia

i-hate-salmon

That is far too many.

#salmon hate

zinyli

Days 6 - 10 of fish february ( ´ ▽ ` )

i-hate-salmon

Four beautiful creatures!!! As well as that... thing......

#artist appreciation #salmon hate

brokenfork

Time to read about salmon and get really mad

i-hate-salmon

Me every single day.

#salmon hate

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an0neemouse

My fish is fishy! How very dare.

i-hate-salmon

I hate when this happens.

#salmon hate

finleykitten

Pacific salmon - Au Pays du Cocaine by Geese

i-hate-salmon

A beautiful video of a truly repulsive subject

#salmon hate

satan-offical

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

i-hate-salmon

I have no strong feelings for or against this.

#trout neutrality

noithbat

FISH SLAPPER

i-hate-salmon

Finally, someone who gets it.

#salmon hate

trans-ralsei

We need more queer spaces that are centered in water. Like wide expanses of water. With no way to escape. We need these #thirdspaces

i-give-you-a-fish

You get an Atlantic Bluefin Tuna

Thunnus thynnus

i-hate-salmon

At least it's not a salmon.

#salmon hate

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noknowshame

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

red-box-cult

What should I put on my wall?

The humble wooden salmon:

is-the-salmon-horny

This salmon is ❓ Inconclusive!

Now, normally, with salmon, it's not that hard to tell. But with this one, there's a few factors that make it a bit more difficult:

It's definitely not a horny male salmon, as if it were, it would most likely have a pronounced kype and that big curved hump that male salmon develop in spawning season.

With the stylized design, it's hard to tell if it has any of the smaller more subtle clues, e.g., the mouth having formed that distinctive bitey shape that both male and female salmon get when horny

All else failing, colour is usually a good indicator -- but this one's not been coloured in yet!

Final score: excellent art, unclear horny status.

i-hate-salmon

I hate salmon.

#salmon hate

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