Salmon Hater

What a lovely craft! However your muse is subpar.

I do not like your son

What a lovely craft! However your muse is subpar.

That is far too many.

Four beautiful creatures!!! As well as that... thing......

Time to read about salmon and get really mad

Me every single day.

My fish is fishy! How very dare.

I hate when this happens.

A beautiful video of a truly repulsive subject

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

I have no strong feelings for or against this.

Finally, someone who gets it.

We need more queer spaces that are centered in water. Like wide expanses of water. With no way to escape. We need these #thirdspaces

At least it's not a salmon.

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

I hate salmon.

Not for long. They'll soon be overrun and destroyed by one million salmon.

Trump voice: people these- these people are out here, they want to change their osmolarity they’re born in an environment with with one osmolarity and they say “oh no that’s not me” they say “i’m gonna be my own thing” and, and you just can’t do that folks you can’t do that These people these these uh fish they live their whole lives out their in the uh ocean and then they say “oh that’s not good enough” and try to come up river illegally, oh they want to lay eggs in our beautiful country so people uh folks we need to build a dam

Finally, a politician who focuses on the important issues in this country.

Good. Annihilate him.

I hate this.

Who the fuck taught them how to do that.