i usually enjoy watching the tonys but pink being the host this year is really killing the vibe. i’ll think about the shows that are performing and get excited but then remember that pink is the host. no hate to pink but she’s a bad seed on this earth.

it feels so stupid to be like “i like books and music and movies :D” like yeah bozo so does everyone else

why the fuck would anyone ever want a jute rug. horrible rough scratchy

what if someone had never been to the us and you took them to myrtle beach / gatlinburg / pigeon forge / branson mo

it makes me feel crazy how many people do not understand that fruit comes from flowers and flowers produce fruit

i’m telling on myself here but. in the opening notes of fear is a man’s best friend. does anyone else hear “in the eye of a hurricane there is quiet”

why was Paul Simon telling all those men to leave their lovers 🤔 i think maybe he wants Jack & Stan & Roy & Gus & Lee for himself. that’s right. #PaulSimonGay

deborah vance would’ve been on the muppet show back in the day for sure