I_DontEvenExist

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

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really funny to me that qifrey managed to get himself stuck in the most normal situation that could kill him. man with literal Feel Safe/Happy And Die curse lives in domestic bliss in a beautiful house in the countryside with his caring husband best friend and homeschools their four lovely daughters, teaches them to cook, comforts them when they need and fosters their love of the world and of magic. the fact that he is not a tree yet is legitimately impressive to me