Too Tired To Be Horny

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

this is so petty and hypocritical but I get so annoyed by fictional depictions of people getting drugged or roofied because they always read as people bullshitting something they have no experience with, but then if you asked me to describe it better I’m just like. well I don’t fucking know. on account of the drugs.

actually I think if I were writing about someone getting roofied I’d have a full chapter of blacked out bars with a few sentences of readable text here and there. the publisher would be annoyed.

If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

How are they rated like this

Tbh the thing that aggravated me the most about the hear me out cake trend was not people just putting normal conventionally attractive people, but rather the people who started listing niche shit KNOWING FULL WELL that they WOULD NOT FUCK IT. I can see it in their eyes and it’s objectum stolen valor. If your hear me out was a soft pretzel you could very easily get from any grocery store, and you haven’t taken the initiative to fuck one of those pretzels yet, I don’t want to hear from you.