NOOOOOO

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

Today sucked I need to fuck a nerd

Hi I'm American movie director, here's my idea for a live action movie based on a widely beloved series: Ok so a team of US soldiers are transported to another world.

Bold new direction for the zelda CDI series

I was gonna make a joke about sonic, then remembered the sonic movies, then I was gonna make a joke about pacman, and remembered pixels. So really the point here is that the United States is Satan.

there was a point in my life where people were arguing how illogical it was for pokeballs to be so hi-tech but theyre so cheap that people are throwing them and not even picking them up if they miss a pokemon. these days in the real world you can find vapes that have temperature sensors and leds with touch screens that people tossed aside bc it was almost empty

Silph Co. is a loss-leader tech startup that lobbied heavily to discourage the production of Apricorn balls and established a non-competitive duopoly with its only competitor Devon Corp

this is how everyone on this website acts

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

At this point, if you use twink incorrectly, I’m blocking you.

Except my best friend’s mother, who thought it meant TWo Incomes No Kids.

Happy PRIDE to all you TWo Incomes No Kids out there.

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs