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Figured I should update y'all on what I look like now since it's been a Minute.

Feat. this mustache that's growing on me ;)

#me #i will not apologize for the pun #😌

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galactic-mayhem

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

vinnie-vindictive

this will never not be important

darkboydesire

importantcatpics

pukicho

I express contempt by getting to know you and getting close to you and then marrying you

santana-cruz

you think this is funny but straight men are genuinely like this

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pukicho

you strike me as someone who could properly tile a roof if he tried and i respect that a lot

I firmly believe I could do anything no matter what

pukicho

I meant more like a skill or something

krusty-28-28

are you implying there is no skill to breast milk?

kosmogrl

targetedknowledge

vexwerewolf

Okay but Vaquero Samurai would fuck so hard

fandoms-most-parentified

I’m Getting Adopted By… WHO? (tumblr parent poll round 1 poll 17)

Bilbo Baggins - The Hobbit

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Propaganda under cut

pukicho

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.

pukicho

That is no way to talk to your father

depsidase

isuggestrevolution

it should be an easy suggestion

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mod2amaryllis

this is the Phoenix zoo, she's got plenty of outdoor space 👍

I'll also say she looks super healthy and happy in that video so she probably loves her cool concrete room #myconkrete

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murdaawasthecase-deactivated202

Lmaoooo who is making these

mens-rights-activia

Mens-rights-activia

mens-rights-activia

I literally did lmao, signed it with my face

inside-my-gay-mind

qrgirl-deactivated20220303

the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."

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skluug

yeah its cus walking on the moon was cool as hell and all this other boring shit sucked ass

togglesbloggle

When I was a freshman in a red-state college, I had a professor who taught Newtonian physics with a super thick Russian accent. The student body was unusually conservative for a state college, so there was a sort of general bemusement about learning physics from a Russian, but even back then the Cold War was far enough in the past that not even the red tribe was inclined to stir up trouble about it.

He was aware enough of this to get off on trolling the class, though. Whenever some force diagram in a homework assignment needed to be weightless, instead of being some generic spacecraft it would be “Mir” specifically. And he’d always use ‘cosmonaut’ instead of ‘astronaut’, that kind of thing.

One day about halfway through the semester, he’s doing this with in-class examples on the board, and one of the students finally gets up the guts to troll back a little. So this kid shouts from the back of the auditorium, “Hey professor, what’s the difference between a cosmonaut and an astronaut?”

And this beautiful man spins around on one heel to face the class, whiteboard marker triumphantly over his head, clearly having been waiting for this moment the entire semester: “Cosmonaut go to space first! Ha!”

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