Hyphen Hate Group

instant win princess

deploying cognitive behavioral threapy to reframe getting pinned under the maids as "victory" was a great idea

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else

World Heritage Post

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be sexual but also everything we do has sexuality imposed upon it

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be angry

you can tell trans women are women because everyone else thinks they know our bodies, our minds, our experiences, our lives, better than we do

you can tell trans women are women because governments keep trying to legislate away our bodily autonomy

"piece of shit fascist terf" is too nice tbh. scumcop, puritan bootlicking bigot, self-ascribed police officer entering the transfem bar with a loaded gun pleading you to see her as a victim when she shoots and going home to cry about it with the local nazis. we do not need people like this in queer communities.

ok wouldn't it be really really cool if we made a version of super mario bros with the spirit of those "reanimated" projects: every level is created from the ground up by a different dev (including mario and his movement and all the game mechanics) but reinterpreted mechanically, visually, and auditorally through their own artistic sensibilities

powerup state, coins, and life count carry over between levels, and you have to restrict your control scheme to dpad + two buttons, but other than that there's no required consistency. you can reinterpret your level as an fps or make it a dating sim or whatever the hell go wild