dice and unicorns

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

What if in like 10 years we find out that this was actually the best possible material to show 2-6 year olds for their development. What if all the kids brought up on this stuff all show unprecedented levels of emotional and academic intelligence and every bit of evidence points to this being what did it

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!