saturnine

@silly-signs owie

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in 2026 i am wishing for all of us the energy of bilbo baggins, who was headhunted for an extremely well paid role he had no qualifications or experience for, blagged the interview, and within his first week found a magic ring that does the job for him

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

did you google how to take a screen shot

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

my hands hurt

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

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