saturnine

“those poor tradwives are doing bdsm wrong!” they are making entire communities built on the idea that they have to “save” the human race* (*white people) by having as many white children as possible and convincing other white people to push back on reproductive rights and purposefully cause the deaths of brown babies because they think we r ruining the planet by being brown, i dont give a fuck if it was somehow about kink, these women and their families and friends are apart of our society and they r literally getting poc killed can we focus on that

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

right so apparently its also weird if you do the correct micro facial expressions but then dont talk

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

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Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??

FUJOSHI FISH????