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Owen: Uhh—this one will be an interesting one. Um. You can see it really (4c ducks his head, adjusts his hat as he stares at the ground)—it really ramps up (audience laughs) towards the end. Nom: I hate this guy. (elbows 4c, who is still staring at the ground) Owen: Uh. Let's-let's see who, uh—this is most attempted, I think, so not successful— Apo: Now— Owen: Now what a surprise— Apo: —what I find very interesting is Cherri— Nom: I— Apo: —and Nom only had it for one day. Owen: Yeah. Nom: Yeah... Luanne: I'm not even on here! Nom: This doesn't surprise me— Apo: Because of the— Owen: Yeah, it's crazy that Cherri clocked in— Luanne: I did nothing! (everyone laughs) Nom: (overlapping) Can you tell I really— Apo: How did you do third place? Cherri: (in the audience, anguished) I don't know!

-the author of twilight

-manic conspiracy theorist

-farmer with murderous tendencies

-basically batman

-homeless guy pretending to be rich

-fanfiction writer

-war criminal

-monster hunter who does *everything* except hunt monsters

-ultimate yearner

-evil 1200 year old vampire lord who`s secretly somewhat pathetic

-evil 225 year old vampire who is not-so-secretly incredibly pathetic

-guy with 5000 accents

-shitty detective

Blorbs

kaveh is rich? the world really must be ending