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i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

this is about google’s ai overview

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

I've joined artfight!

Hey hey don’t cry. Character who destroys themself in the end for nothing

I love you characters who challenge what it means to be human. I love you characters who make you think about what it means to be alive. I love you characters who give you mild existential dread. I love you characters whose identities are fought for. I love you characters who make you cherish life itself.

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

Scott Goldsmith was arguebly the one who deserved to leave Oakhurst the least out of everyone and the fact that he still got to leave despite that makes it so much better

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

"I am not a vessel for your good intent" goes hard as a line from a disabled perspective. Abled people care so much more about being their idea of a good ally than they do actually being a good ally. They shove their good intent right down your throat and then act surprised when you tell them they're suffocating you.

gender non conforming people being mocked for their whole lives for not looking like their birth gender until they finally say ok yeah youre right im not only for everyone to act shocked. neurodivergent people being mocked for their whole lives for acting outside the norm until they finally say yeah i am actually diagnosed in a way that makes me act outside the norm only for everyone to act shocked

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel