Danielle

we got the auteur cookie cake baker for my siblings birthday im afraid

it wasnt supposed to say baby. why did they add that?

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

[Video Description: A clip from Twilight: New Moon. Bella looks tensely at Laurent. A ghostly apparition of Edward appears between them and grimly says to Bella, "Lie." She looks mildly startled, shuts her eyes, then looks mildly confused and says, "Yeah, absolutely. All the time." Immediately, Edward's ghost says emphatically, "Lie better." End Description]

I think ianthe is a lesbian but she would fuck augustine if he asked and they'd both have a bad time. she's also definitely fucked babs at least once and they also had a bad time

the arm thing was the best sex she's ever had in her life and that's why she's like that about harrow

What she has done with coronabeth SHE doesn't qualify as sex but anyone else would this is my truth

#"Corona darling don't be dramatic. we're genetically identical; it's essentially just a more complicated wank" #- Ianthe Tridentarius at some point probably #she's the worlds first kinsey 7 but she'll never let that get in the way of the true meaning of sex: #manipulating plotting scheming and gathering blackmail material #she would never use the things she and coronabeth get up to as blackmail material! - ergo: it's not sex

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

Dog toy

D-dog...toy?

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The fear in the second one is like someone realizing that the Russian Roulette game is being played with Real Bullets

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

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