everyday you play with the light of the universe

i need to work on my bioluminescence

Considering introducing a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

squidward, meaning "in the direction of squid"

omg I just remembered that to love another person is to see the face of god

this entire blog is simply just a compilation of my soul yearning

trauma dumping at the Council of Elrond

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance