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the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

#i raise to you the franch idiom #avoir le beurre et l'argent du beurre #to have the butter and the butter's money #which to me is clearer #the extreme version inclung the milker girls' thigh #which o have never said alound cause itried to write it in french and it felt so foreign i felt like i was making a mistake #it's cause ifind the addition cringe and rarely use it

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fishandshesmygills

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

#everydayim like im at the ghost tours come and see me you should book your tickets here #im not posting a link if you want to come write to me privately i might be able to get you tickets

hopeless-eccentric

(mid-divorce) the american education system never taught me how to cherish a woman

#real talk though #having been raised in a culture where people agressively tooks steps away from religion and the institution of mariage #did paint it in a different light #most of my parents friends growing up were commonlaw #my aunt is not married #my uncle got married to his partner when their daughters were like fifteen?#Nobody is allowed to take anybody's namr #I am serious about this mariage cannot change your name legally #and so you staying yourself is garanteed through mariage #and I feel it's important like some weird anglos that make their life here are weirded out by not getting to chose to change your name #but to a society having women's identity (as the person you legally are) never tied up in mariage i think it's important?#anyways

fuck-customers

#the restaurant has only 1 secret door #the rest is accessible by path #school is doors allowed under my permission which is nice i am the key holder :o #and ghost?#there are no doors #just the veil between life and death hehe

kosmogrl

#seriously though those two things align in very fundamental ways #i am very lucky of the ways my parents brought me up #the tools they gave me #the standards they showed me #i chose to share my life with somebody full of respect we are a team and a unit #his friend is a couple's therapist and posts videos and he was watching them #and he was like this is irrelevant to us??#it's aimed at people that don't communicate and let's #*let things fester #and like yeah we still view each other as a unit that q #works against the world and problems #anyways

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hollisbrownthornton

VHS — permanent marker on paper, 23 × 30 inches, 2010

Website — Instagram

#art #i wpent three ish hours transforming the costume i use for the ghost tours #and im so proud and nobody is as excited as i am #cause nobody saw it yet #the bodice used to be too short and would show my chemise between costume and skirt and i hate it #and now i have added some fabric to make it look like the more precise period bodices #AND MAKES IT LONGER TOO #in a way that looks right even though i added fabric after the fact #i am so happy and proud of how it looks

tsulasgi

More strawberries. Two out of five done

#SHUT UP THAT'S AMAZING #i love it #i split my knuckles open while climbing #AND IT MAKES ME FEEL BADASS #but seriously it just hurts most of the time #im sad and upset

academic-vampire

“…𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 𝔰𝔲𝔫𝔫𝔶 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔦𝔯…”

-Wallace Stevens, “Sunday Morning”

#places

hariyali

Traditional Indian kettles with handmade folk art

#art

cryptic-forge

i got inspired by antique furniture -> decided to try and make a wooden doll.

she is whittled entirely out of balsa wood with a craft knife, and colored with wood dye. the cabinet has miniature hinges made of tube beads and a metal rod, and closes with a magnet. she absolutely should hold a sentimental & important object, but i don't have any that are the correct size, so i just put in some cute trinkets.

#loves this so much #people should keep making art #love the wood

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acornsandcarnelian

Google show me weird perverted knitting patterns. Knitting patterns for masochists. Weird unsettling unnecessarily complex knitting charts. Hey google give me freak knitting ideas. Creepy sweater pattern colorwork free pdf download.

atimeofbeing

I think everyone should reblog this with the most insanely complex pattern you know & love. mine is this one: https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/perihelion-shawl-2

hydrophage

Oh boy...

So first of all something I do not plan to knit right now but I cannot get over and lowkey would like to know but I won't... tht would be crazy...

CONSTRUCTION

Then we have this other thing that I won't knit but I love the idea and the thought behind. But I would need to find variegated yarn that would work and that I'd like...

ERRATA

Now we have the cheesiest of pattern. I might or might not do it it. The counter arguments are : too many colours to deal with I'll have so much leftover yarn but mostly IT'S A DROPS PATTERN I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS there is also a kid's version..........

Size: S/M – M/L.

And this one is not unhinged but it is a crazy project for too many colours I think you would have to add short row shaping cause I'm not sure there is any I ALREADY HAVE A HEADACHE

The Fanø Sweater is worked in the round from the bottom up in stranded colour knitting using several different yarns. Body and sleeves are

THE CLASSIC

This whole sweater is knit in the round, from the bottom up. The arms are steeked and sewn in. The neckhole is also steeked in the front an

Also on a day where I didn't just finish a very bad restaurant shift I might've been more hype for all of these design they are cool in my heart it's just that tonight my heart is made of stone

ceruleanheaven

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

#my week has been :#going to the dentist (actually the best part lol)#(cause it went fine and i got told again that i have great dental hygiene)#THEN GOING 1H OF BIKING IN USAFE CONDITIONS TO GET TO THE BOROUGH COUNCIL #which gave me 50 points of psychic damage #THE COMTEMPT OUR BOROUGH'S MAYOR HAS FOR HER CONSTITUENTS IS AWFULL #also she's really full of shit #and the rest of her team is also freaking bad #then yesterday i work a really freaking busy day shift at the restaurant it was a bit crazy #upsetting crazy #then we went to see a movie that broke my soul #it really wasnt great but what it was depicting was important #then i lowkey started menstruating #but i can barely call in menstruations (since ive taken out my iud)#and today was rock climbing with an upset boyfriend (it ended up being fine but at what cost....)#i did climb hard i sent two v5 im proud #(they were in my style lol)#but i sent a few v4 too #then i worked the worst shift at the restaurant i had in a while #fuck #in blistering heat #inside the restaurant WITH THE AC RUNNING AS MUCH AS IT COULD #it was 28C #and we had the craziest fuck up everywhere #urghhhh

cerceos-deactivated20160308

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

#I'm saaad #i got my friend a job cause she really needs one and she realised she couldn't go back to restaurants #and im just stressed for her cause idk how she'll make it #financially i mean #urghhhhh #oh well

loverssolace

Summer Fruits Showdown

What is the best summer fruit?

Strawberries 🍓

Cherries 🍒

Watermelon 🍉

Peaches 🍑

Voting ended onJul 2

#literally could not pick #also random share #i went to a bbq with the extended family of my SO and Imet his cousins and second cousin (if it's the right term)#and one of them was an 18 y/o with his gf #and we talked abiut baby names for some reason #and the gf was like noooo he made fun of me for my baby names idea yesterday #and me wanting to be a girl's girl said tell us so i can say he was mean f9r no reason #and then she said for a boy i want to name him nectar #(this whole interaction is in french but still nectar is so not a name)#and i missheard and was like oooh like a twist on hector nector i kinda like it #and she was like noooo nectar like from flowers #and a few minutes later i was like you know what if you like the idea of nectar but you want to try something else you could do ambroise #from ambroisie basically the nectar from the gods of ancient greece #badically the french version of ambrosia but it's an older name that people use

vinceaddams

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

#me having a nightmare where i deadnamed somebody #but in a he has a sister and i can never remember his sister's name and accide tally call the sister by the deadname #and i the dream the person's gf confronts me cause she heard me deadname that person twice (one time was explaining myself)#and the funny thing is #the deadname i was using in my dream is not the person's deadname #it is barely a name ?? 'coacher' was the deadname like what brain ??????#also could no remember the person's actual deadname when i woke up #and he doesn't have a sister #wierd fucking dream i did not fall back asleep #also the deadname my brain made up is not close to any name worn by anyone in that family #idkkkkk

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tlirsgender

With the power of adhd you can do two halves of different chores and then sit down again instead of finishing either 👍

tlirsgender

This may be mistaken for half-assing it but you would be wrong. I am whole-assing but I've distributed my ass across multiple tasks and didn't finish anything. But. Multiple chores are more done than they were before. Take it or leave it

#URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #i have a whole ass costumier to fucking clean

matchagirl

#places #urghhhhh the heat tonight :(

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