impulse 101

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

Unfortunately, the countdown to my discharge from the hospital in Gaza has begun because the treatment I need is unavailable.

Guys, only $550 stand between me and treatment. Please donate even a small amount or share my story as widely as possible.

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

fantasy stories love to begin with the world's most razeable peaceful little farming village having a big grand festival

Why not!?

It's just not possible

I think the reflective pool should contain giant salamanders

I think it should release giant salamanders

anti montage theory where each shot has no relation to the shots preceding or after and the cutaway is just kinda a coincidence

the film just kinda did that dont know why

kuleshov...

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

I had a dream I invented a little toy or two…

washington post fact checkers have given this post three out of five pinocchios

I love it when media fucks up the wording of the Rasputin disclaimer and ends up with shit like "any resemblance to people or locations living or dead is coincidental". I'd love to know what committing libel against a dead location would entail.

Fuck the Fiesta Mall in Mesa, AZ. I heard it ate someone once.

this sea sucks shit. it doesnt even have any scrolls im sure