the thunderclan deputy???

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

my roommate and i were trying to identify two birds outside of our window and she's pulling up pictures on her phone and she says "ok so that one's a house sparrow" and shows me a picture i nod my head and then she points to the reddish one next to it outside and says "and that one's a house finch" and she shows me again and i nod and then she switches to a new tab and it's a picture of hugh laurie and she says "and this is house m.d." i'm gonna kill her

yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

new DB Cooper theory: she’s still falling

does anyone know if being kept in a state of constant anxiety and insecurity for 25 years is bad for you??

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

Like sexually?

probably

people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan