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no-sharks-on-the-sun

they killed him for this

hungry-mongoose

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whitmanic

#gefthemongoosepilled

whitmanic

If gef the mongoose had a million fans, I'm one of them

If gef the mongoose had twenty fans, I'm one of them

If gef the mongoose had two fans, I'm one of them

If gef the mongoose had one fan, I'm them

If gef the mongoose had 0 fans , I'm dead

@hungry-mongoose

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*nibbles gay sausage*

sunderwight

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

rahatlin

@evilwizard are you in that?

hungry-mongoose

*nibbles post*

... im sorry i apologize for the emoji snake jumpscare. here is a beetle to make up for it 🪲

*nibbles beetle*

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boo 🐍

*hisses at snake*

teaboot

Yap yap yap yap yap

hungry-mongoose

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raccoonmilf

I’m taking my dad to a minnow conservation breeding facility in Knoxville for his birthday and I arranged for the tour that’s gonna show him the water system and ohhh boy he’s gonna love it (they also have hellbenders which are one of my favorite animals so I’m also gonna lose it)

hungry-mongoose

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hometoursandotherstuff

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

runcibility

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

anais-ninja-bitch

i support women's wrongs

homoqueerjewhobbit

hungry-mongoose

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beardedmrbean

Scientists invented a fake disease. AI told people it was real: Nature.com

I'm a bit frightened for the time when someone less ethical than the person that did this decides to repeat the experiment but leave out the part where they come in later and announce that it was fake and people wind up diagnosed with the fake condition and all kinds of wacky hi jinks ensues.

hungry-mongoose

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homunculus-argument

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

*nibbles post*

COBRA STRIKE

*attacks cobra*

*cobra dead*

*nibbles deceased cobra*

golongbyjoannanewsom

obsessed w this person in the replies

hungry-mongoose

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homunculus-argument

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

*nibbles post*

COBRA STRIKE

*attacks cobra*

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

muffinlance

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

hungry-mongoose

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qqchurch

hypokeimena

image description: tweet by madoka magicock @/rifflexielian, reading: my preferences for fiction often run dark but i genuinely cannot handle 'no one showed up to their birthday' 'no one showed up to their event they worked really hard on' etc. Just give me the cannibalism I can't do this shit man /end description

hungry-mongoose

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dragon-in-a-fez

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

dragon-in-a-fez

update: they are settling the bet by googling whether or not it's possible for a person to deliberately break their own arm. narratively this is a letdown but I suppose in other ways it's for the best

hungry-mongoose

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i-am-a-fish

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

breezey-with-an-e-art

but what if i.....

i-am-a-fish

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

hungry-mongoose

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