The Essence of a Man Spinning Double-Headed Coins

[Audio transcription: A clip from the Gallifrey Season 1 audio A Blind Eye. Narvin and Romana are on a train.

Narvin: Thirty-seven meters... Thirty-six... Thirty-five...

Romana (walking towards him and interupting): A new toy, Narvin?

Narvin: Madam President!

Romana: Put it away, coordinator, you don't know who might be watching.

Narvin (offended): This piece of equipment is essential to my mission.

Romana (laughs sarcastically): And what might that be?

Narvin: I might very well ask the same of you. This timezone is subject to the most stringent embargos-

Romana (interrupting): None of which apply to the president. I am free to go wherever and whenever I choose without submitting a mountain of paperwork first and I do find the Alpine air so refreshing.

Narvin: Madam, the Alps are in the other direction.