I Rant

Wanna find a post?

Write out what you remember into a Google search.

After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com

Google will search for your text on just tumblr

In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr

and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time 

that tropey moment of sudden realization that you are standing on a land mine and the moment you move wrong, everything will explode.

Everyone  going alright act natural—act NATURAL. Picking up magazines upside down, fake whistling, hello commander, i didn’t see you there, oh this? i was just, uh, sharpening my lightsaber.

The troopers are a little hurt and a lot wary—they were made to serve the Jedi but they don’t seem to ever trust them to have their backs, or be alone with them, and they’re pretty sure that that lightsabers don’t even need to be sharpened.

Until a month or however long later when they finally figure out the dechipping process.

2. everyone just commenting ‘QUERCHED’ is delightful

3. some people have suggested i use grammarly. this is letting the robots win and also would deprive me of the opportunity to complain about insignificant technical things instead of just wanting to scream over writing all the time

4. i use googledocs because i want access to my writing on multiple platforms and also because fuck microsoft 

i’m sorry what kind of AI FUCKERY is going on here that you are trying to ADD IN ADVERBS FOR ME that could ENTIRELY CHANGE THE TONE from a neutral ‘He’d been young’ to something that would put emphasis on just how young he was and how long ago it was you cannot just THROW EXTRA WORDS IN LIKE THAT

me @ everyone else using googledocs:

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

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haters haiku bot you got

everything perfect

sites are real they all sound like

some shit Sims would say

I asked him “how?”

He looked confused. Said I should try a bit every day

I said “not when, how?” I asked what exercises I should do

He suggested half a dozen options that had all been explicitly banned by other doctors. I’m not allowed to run. I’m not allowed to bike. I’m not allowed to use my rowing machine or my punching bag.

I walk my dog whenever I have the energy and when it doesn’t hurt too much

What else can I do?

He told me I should exercise more

disabled patients: can you give me an example of exercises someone with my condition can/should do?

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I’m gnashing my teeth like a child of Cain

There are whole episodes of Supernatural that I've seen in their entirety through gifsets. I don't even know what sort of a thing Homestuck is or where I would find it. I know less about what happens in Homestuck, which presumably actually exists, than what happens in Goncharov, which doesn't.