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Magic Below Cantrips
In the campaigns I run, I have worlds with ambient magic, meaning that nearly anyone or anything can access and apply magics. Some people donât want to be spellcasters in this world, but they learn utilities. Basically anyone is able to learn really weak versions of 5e cantrips. Like the one I made, Ignite. Itâs a really watered down version of Firebolt. It is touch based, and deals 1d3-1 fire damage. It varies from Firebolt in that it can burn carried or worn items. Still, thatâs basically nothing. It generates sparks and heat from the hands, and is only really applicable as a firestarter, and in these worlds, that is sometimes all a person needs. The villain I created it for covered his enemies in oil and as a bonus action was able to ignite it.
Again, they donât count as actual cantrips. I kind of put them in their own little category, and I decided people can learn as many according to half their level, so far.
I want some ideas for some more not-cantrips. Anyone?
Aight, so no lie this is one of the most beautiful and cinematic parallels I have ever come across in a game (And I donât think it was even intentional)
I canât even properly explain this(if anyone has a better explanation, please add) but the way Ikora looks at the darkness(the pyramid) and Zavala looks at the light(the Traveler) is just stunning, for lack of a better term.
Like Ikora looks to what we have to attack while Zavala looks to what we have to protect
In regards to the Winnower and the Gardener
Reading the lore book Unveiling, the personifications of the Light and the Dark were very vivid to me. They werenât complex, majestic, sinister, or beautiful, like a lot of fanart depicts as such. They were caretakers. Caretakers of the garden donât dress up in their fancy robes and ethereal garbs, no no. They get their tunics, their work pants, their sandals, and their gloves. They dress to work.
It was the description of the Gardener having chapped lips that really did it for me. Thatâs not something I would ever imagine this force or this personification of it having, but this description gave me a vivid, gritty mental image in my mind. The Gardener wearing a white tunic, and perhaps burlap pants. Sandals and kneepads. A full face. The Darkness perhaps with a fraying wicker basket. Same burlap pants, perhaps canvas. Barefoot. I saw the Darkness wearing a wide-brim hat of some kind. A narrower, but no less full face.Â
The thing is, with this story, is something thatâs seen all the time in scripture. The authors knew that. Jesus would always tell allegorical stories to explain doctrine. He wouldnât delve deep into the philosophies and principles that govern existence right of the bat. Followers and students and scholars canât learn like that easily. Like feeding meat to a baby that canât even chew. You start with something they know, whether that be a son running from home, only to return to his fatherâs house with open arms, or a Gardener and Winnower, fighting over the rules of a game. The Darkness is making contact with humanity, so they choose a medium in which they can process and chew, rather than shoving mathematical and ontological truths into their brains. A planter and a reaper.
My first read, I read both âcharactersâ as male. In lore, the Traveler in particular, the Light is perceived or at least referred to as female. My second read, I couldnât see the see the Gardener other than male, but I imagined the gardener as female. It was entertaining for my brain to imagine the two sex roles play opposite of what you expect. Itâs left ambiguous, though, so it doesnât really matter.
Getting back to their descriptions, I donât imagine the fight between the Gardener and the Winnower with the First Knife as a great cosmic battle of gods. They were wrestling. Sweating and struggling. Shoving and straining. Itâs not an attractive or visually grandiose fight. I imagined it more of a school yard scuffle, or a backstreet mugging. Itâs not choreographed, its messy and frightening. Each interaction results in a different rule being broken, and a universe becoming permanent.
Anyway, those are my thoughts. I basically wrote this because I kept seeing depictions and fanart of the Gardener and the Winnower and for the longest time I couldnât figure out what bothered me about it.
Whenever I decide I want to use an old deck for some flourishes, I freeze my deck for a few minutes, fifteen or so. When I take it out, I spring it a few times to dry it, then I can do a few old tricks good as new for a bit.Â
I had a girl come up to me in rehearsals and just listen to my cardistry. Shuffling, springing, faroing, the whole nine yards. She got a real kick out of it.
One of my friends pretended to not care about my hobby. I saw him practicing one handed cuts in math class and prepping games in the library with a table spread.Â
I donât know any real magic. Thatâs kind of embarrassing to explain to people. Nope, I just do the fancy flips.

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The Books of Sorrow detail the life and exploits of Oryx, The Taken King along with his siblings throughout the ages. Mainly driving other species to extinction in the name of finding the universes perfect shape, communing with the Deep, and tricking each other to make each other âsharperâ through the Sword Logic. Basic stuff for the Hive gods.Â
But my favorite entry is by far Verse 4:3 â When do monsters have dreams.
Its told in the perspective of young Crota. heâs walking down the road, likely the road of one of the grave worlds, and his sisters are swinging swords behind him tearinâ up the street chasinâ him. Naturally, Crota panics and runs. Oryx, his dad, trips him and tells him he should be sharper, and he wouldnât need to run if he were stronger than his sisters. Crota complains and crys that family is supposed to be a safe place. Oryx just laughs at him, and attempts to âtakeâ him. Crota, out of desperation, freakin eats his dad. Wings anâ all. An Oryx is all like, âthatâs my spawn.â all dad like. the verse ends with crota still standing on the road with his sisters about to murder his face off.Â
Things to note:
- Oryx beinâ a classic dad. Heâs even got these things called âglare gogglesâ that shield their three eyes from lightning storms and other bright things. Theyâre basically hive sunglasses. Oryx has dad glasses.
-The speech patterns of Crota retelling the story actually sound like a kid is recalling it. It the whole tone of the story sounds like father and son bonding.
-The deathsinger sisters harrassing Crota.
-Weird Hive Father and son bonding by killing eachother.Â
I love this verse. So. Freakinâ. Much. It makes me uggh i spent way to much time reading the books of sorrow rather than doing my homework.
Okay I did some more research and apparently this is Oryx himself having the dream and the father is the late Osmium King that went insane basically. The sisters are Savathun and whats her face Xi something. I donât know what to make of it anymore dangit
WWIII memes are just reskined international Area 51 memes and you canât change my mind.
I promise you that next time it rains, Iâll dance barefoot outside on the pavement and the grass. All you have to do is join me, wherever you are.
Iâll keep this promise, because I may never know who might need me to keep it.
If youâre reading this, that means you have a 100% bad day survival rating!Â
Shit, shit, shit!
[BioShock Infinite ending spoilers]
I was so sure only the universes in which Booker became Comstock were erased after Booker is drowned during the baptism at the end of the game but I watched the ending again and I now think Booker dies during the baptism no matter what he chooses. He dies âbefore the choice is madeâ, as Elizabeth puts it, so he dies if he accepts, yes, but Iâm afraid he also dies if he refuses. Booker says heâs both Comstock and Booker during the baptism, so he must be killed as both Booker and Comstock. This is the only way to be sure Comstock never exists.
That means there is no universe in which Booker lives happily ever after with Anna, unless some constants (like the baptism, whether Booker accepts or refuses it) become variables.
Shit, shit, shit!
And while Iâm at it, I believe the post-credits scene happens in Bookerâs mind as he dies so whether Anna is in the crib or not doesnât matter at all. This scene doesnât exist in any universe, itâs all in his head. It is not real, just a vision he has before he dies, just like every time he loses consciousness and/or almost dies during the events of the game. Every time he passes out, heâs back in this desaturated, dreamlike version of his office and I believe this is what happens in this scene.
I keep thinking about this too.

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Alien: Youâre telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!
Human: Yeah, itâs called âhysterical strengthâ and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We canât really test it though, âcause it only happens spontaneously.
Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you donât even know how you do it?
Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just donât feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.
Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?
Human: Yeah, itâs like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?
Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.
Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science
Had to check this out on wikipedia at least and boy was that a ride
SCIENCE!
Just so you guys know. Hysterical strength is basically your body not holding back and going %100 though there is a great danger of you hurting yourself or breaking something since your ignoring pain and going %100. There was a case where a kid deadlifted a car to save a sibling but,cracked 8 of his teeth during it because he was clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst you can lift a car or fight off polar bears. Your probably going to break something. Because most of the time when we are âgiving our allâ we are only giving a fraction of what we could give and this is because if we truly give our all we can seriously injure ourselves.
This is literally an explanation of Deku and his abilities with One For All.
Humans naturally hold back because our muscles have enough strength to rip themselves apart
STOP GIVING THE ALIENS REASONS NOT TO VISIT.
@celestial-naiad the whole one million percent smash was actually hysterical strength, according to horikoshi.
on an unrelated note, did you know that if all the muscles in your back clenched at once your spine would shatter? have fun!!
Thats a horrifying and empowering thought at the same time.
Also: when you are sufficiently electrocuted and âthrown backâ what is actually happening is your muscles contracting so hard and fast you essentially fling yourself away from the dangerous thing.
This is the same stuff that stops you from biting off your own fingers and whatnot. Our brains just say âno, donât,â whenever we try to do some dumbass shit, until we reach the point where itâs either do the dumbass shit or die/watch someone else die. I think itâs really cool though that we can shut off this function for others than ourselves. It shows a lot how we truly are social creatures at our core, that we donât just do this when itâs our own body that might die, but for others in our community as well.Â
This is why a zombie would be extremely terrifying for a short period, and then neutralize itself. No fear and no pain means it could rip apart the gates to your fortress with its bare hands, but it would tear its arms or break its back in the process and never do anything very dangerous again.
This also means that anybody with a magical super-healing power would essentially get super strength out of the mix for free if they could get past the psychological limitations. Thatâs probably what makes vampires so strong; they donât actually put out any more force than a normal human but they repair any damage they take in the process almost instantly.
@krunchy-tuna why would you hide this hilarious comment in the tags
Aight I know Iâm OP but I gotta reblog for appreciation of that comment
@shindri42 dude this is literally the movie Split.
I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning.Â
And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable
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I was doing some cardistry flourishes and I lost my 5 of spades at some point so I just got a sharpie and grabbed one of the jokers and made a replacement.
Ta da.

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How cool wouldnât it be to play as Wax in a platform fighter like Smash or Rivals of Aether?
His moveset would probably give him whatâd be the best aerial mobility in the game, perhaps even with potential for unlimited airtime, but because of the nature (or rather, the limitations) of the powers a coinshot has, all of this goes away when heâs not above a platform, making his shotgun be the only recovery move that can be used to get back on stage after heâs been launched.
Which I think would be pretty interresting.
Oof, why so true!