Ask Jellybean

The way I see it there are 2 possibilities; either the butterflies can change color to indicate a change in stance OR this is a totally new kind of butterfly entity from the other happy place Kinda curious if it ties in at all with that red planet/moon we’ve seen show up in a few backgrounds

you ever see shit that makes you think “i know i’m very online but i’m not online enough for this one”

Enemies to lovers character arc derailed when protagonist and archenemy discover that they only find each other attractive when they’re trying to kill each other.

“Indisposed” is a fantastic word because it can mean either “unable due to illness” or “unwilling due to lack of interest”, and if anybody tries to pry into which one you meant you can tell them it’s none of their damn business and they’ll look like the unreasonable one.

change your name and gender at least twice a year for security reasons

using a gender manager so I don't have to memorize what gender I'm currently using for which accounts

“Man” and “Woman” are commonly used genders. To make yourself more secure, try to come up with a unique gender that only you know.

truly extraordinary to see radfems doing the whole performance of saying that the eric andre girl power meme is misogynistic because it's telling people not to celebrate the accomplishments of women within the status quo like. if those accomplishments are war crimes and persecution of vulnerable populations then yeah i think we should talk about how that's a bad thing??? radical feminists at this point could not get more parodically un-radical they've really just argued themselves in a circle all the way to hardcore liberalism but with uterus jacket patches and hating trans people

I love that “produce a concept album full of songs you imagine would appear in the stage musical you can’t be arsed to actually write, and if theatre nerds like it enough someone else will go and write the musical to go with the songs” is apparently a completely legitimate strategy for getting on Broadway.

You know people are going to ask for examples that you could have written in the first place, and yet you never do that. Why?

To annoy you.

I’ll bite: show us an example!

Based on his lyrical content, I think Hozier is a bard, but, like, specifically a First Edition bard, back when it was a high-level class change that could only be taken by characters with levels in fighter, thief and druid.

God, I remember those days.  I remember looking at the back of the PHB, reading about psionics and bards, and just going “what the fuck?”

Of course!  You’ve also reminded me that I need to get around to finishing my write-up of Gertrude Pratt, Power of Magic and woman with possibly the most thankless job in all the countless branches of the World Tree.