imma live for my cat

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

Please let him science 🐧

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

you can make anything aromantic. as a matter of fact, you should

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

it’s not gay if your girlfriends are watching

what is the edmonton polycule

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now