imma live for my cat

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

Please anyone tell me if I accidentally reblog sth ai generated! It's NEVER intentional

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss

I know I said fictional guys but I want to be alone with the person who tagged this as mclennon. Like from the beatles

Yeah okay then

I think my favorite part of this post so far is the beatles fans in my notes 1. Acting like this is common knowledge & 2. Saying they got far weirder without elaborating. Alright

BEAT THE MEATLES WAS REAL?

Question: what the hell

Why does it just keep going

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers