Hugo Vortex

bolcked. unfallowed.

🚫BOCKED🚫

well behooved ponies rarely make horsetory

So bad at texting it feels like war

Can you try again

not in the mood

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

*becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by them.*

*dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude’s house*

Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

By Talos, this can't be happening

im putting 0.o and O.o in a cell and only opening the door when one kills the other

I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon