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trying on a metaphor
Sade Olutola
will byers stan first human second
Xuebing Du
Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
wallacepolsom
occasionally subtle
Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap
if i look back, i am lost
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are those my only options
disco elysium dialogue tree
When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"
I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign
I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
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the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny
random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"
this too is a kingism
one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:
i'm starting a collection
Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire
a certified brit made this explainer for our discord of mostly americans and tbh I still don’t fully understand
this tweet has been fucking killing me
big scary creature with a little pink bow on her head is the only type of character design that matters
tutorial how to draw a beautiful baby girl
asking myself "what would olruggio do" and realizing we have the answer (procrastinate)
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People don’t even say w00t anymore.
This sux00rz…
man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)
Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea
Hes allowed on the table
Were watching sumo together
Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong
And when you pick him up off your squishy carpet:
really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?
It’s from Life Is Strange
so there is a whole video game about peeing?
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shadow quiz is about to go crazy
